Putting Coffee Into My Cream

Hi There,

Pleased to tell you all that I will be posting a number of stories at InterracialErotica.net in the near future. It’s a wonderful US website ran by this hot couple that promotes sex positive beliefs and inter race love and relationships. I had orginally planned for these stories to be in a short story collection but because of the recession, that ended up not happening. So to give some of them life, they will be posted here. It’s a lovely little community of hedonists and appreciators, so advise everyone to check it out.

Adios

BABC at The Dark Mills Festival

I shall be taking my Macmillan charity shaker along to the Dark Mills Festival, in Colliers Wood on the evening of September 5th, where I shall be doing a short reading from ‘Ultimate Burlesque’ in amongst a load of lovely ladies ( and one boy) taking off their clothes, courtesy of the lovely Duchess Divine. Here’s the info….

Duchess Divine presents…
Naughty Sorts @ The Colourhouse Theatre 8:30-10:00pm
featuring:

Honey Wilde
Dolly Rose
V J Spankie
Sophia St Villier
Liberty Flame
Khandie Khisses
Becky Boobala
The Knickerbocker Glories
Duchess Divine
and Boylesque from…
British Heart
Compered by the fabulous Mark Marlowe!!!

Books will be available on the night and donations are welcome too, of course.

Bunnie Live in East London

I shall be reading from ‘BUNNIE 2: The Voyeurism Issue’ at the Glitterbest poetry night at the Bacchus Bar and Restaurant, 177 Hoxton St, N1. Closest station is Old Street. Wednesday night. 8pm till late. Also appearing will be Luciano Darwinian, Andreas Grant and Patricia Foster.

Come by and listen to people chuckle along as I read the words ‘B-list cock’, like the last time.

Bacchus is the Roman god of wine and intoxication, so I am hoping that there is some sort of debauchery going on.

Second Bunnie Out Now!

‘I pulled my G-string down to my knees, parted my legs a little and pulled up my dress again, exposing my bare, hairless crotch for them both to see. I noted how wet I was and the sound of my flicked juices and the motions I was creating were soon blending with the heady noises of casual sex across the room.’

This new issue of Bunnie is now on sale at the Red Rabbit website and the central theme for this edition is voyeurism and features a story of mine called ‘After Hours’ that concentrates on fame and who we watch through the media and in particular, through the eyes of the best friend of a Big Brother winner during a night on the tiles of London’s high society. Order your copy now!

I have also blogged over at the Red Rabbit blog another couple of times:

Group Sex and Sexual Freedom and Diary of a Submissive Part One

Lastly, here are three dates for your diary if you fancy coming to see me read naughty things into a darkened room full of people:

June 15th 2009-Rush! Male Erotica Night at Dick’s Bar, Romilly Street, London. Hosted by Salena Godden and The Book Club Boutique. I will be reading from the Bunnie Voyeurism Issue along with many other male writers. Entry Free. 7pm onwards.

June 27th 2009-An Evening with Red Rabbit Books @ Waterstones Notting Hill Gate 7pm with readings from Maxim Jakubowski, Kate de Montfort, Lucy Felthouse and C.Margery Kempe. I will be reading from the first issue of Bunnie and the others will be reading from the second and third. Entry Free

July 6th 2009-Super Summer Breast Awareness Night at the Book Club Boutique, at Dick’s Bar, Romilly Street, London. A Burlesque Against Breast Cancer Fundraiser with performances from Jubilee Swoon, Miss Dolly Rose, Miss Mimi Couture and Beulah Bell plus specially written contributions celebrating all things breasted. Music provided by DJ $uave and the Book Club Boutique Band. Entry Free but donations to Macmillan Cancer Support welcome on the night. 7pm onwards.

Bunnie Blog

The lovely people at Red Rabbit Books have asked me to blog there, which I thought was rather nice.  Here’s my first contribution.

Greetings, Dear Hearts…

Happy Valentines

Good Morning one and all. Valentines Day is not about mass consumerism, but a chance and an ideal opportunity to spread the message of love. Whether you have one partner or many, whether you are man and wife, woman and wife or man and husband, enjoy your day. Tell your partner how much you care for them and also take this opportunity to seek pleasure and intimacy with those you care about. But when you do it, do it without shame or fear of criticism from those who are repressed. Embrace your sexuality and embrace another. Oh, and read erotica to each other. You’ll be surprised at the reaction you get. Click on Bonus Features for some freebies…

Much love. x

Ambrosia

The final of the four stories being released this month is ‘Kitchen Tongs and Pepper Mills’ in the Ravenous Romance Anthology, ‘Ambrosia’, a collection of food and sex stories, edited by the very naughty Jesse Blair Kensington and also features the equally naughty Jen Bluekissed.

My story is about a waitress in a restaurant obsessed over the large wooden service mill that is used to garnish the light pasta dishes and salads her patrons tuck into. It also stars a Gordon Ramsey-esque chef. I’ll say no more but I am glad that I got the opportunity to use all those years in catering to good use finally.

‘Ambrosia’ is available on the Ravenous Romance website from Feb 14th….

Come and see me…

April 23rd- The Burlesque Against Breast Cancer Spring Fling @ Waterstones Notting Hill Gate 7pm (with readings from Olivia Darling, Sarah Berry, stand up from Triona Adams and lovely burlesque stylings from Annette Bette Kellow, Miss Dolly Blow Up and Violet Crumble.

What fun…

Bunnie

I’m very pleased to be joining the team at a brand new eotica publisher, Red Rabbit Books this month. They are producing a bi-monthly periodical called ‘Bunnie’ and the very first inaugural issue features a story from yours truly, called ‘Waiting’. One of the other authors in the first issue is my lovely friend, Lucy Felthouse. She’s great.

For thouse of you curious about the rather fetching bottom on the cover, it belongs to the burlesque performer and model, Pussy Velour. Mmmm, pussy…

Here’s a bit of a tease:

‘I hitch up my skirt and rub my crotch through the seat of my tights. Ten Denier, shiny, sandal toe, sheer to waist, Aristoc Ultras Moist. I pull at the ribbon and link the eyes at the back of the fitted basque. I lift the whole of me into the position previously asked of me.’

You can buy ‘Bunnie’ from this weekend on Amazon, Foyles and other clued up bookshops and through their website.

Girl Fun

Today sees the release of ‘Girl Fun One’, a collection of saucy lesbian love stories that I was very proud to be selected to be a part of. The idea of a straight guy getting the recognition from an erotica publisher that he can write for gay women is a big thing for me. There’s only two male writers and the other is the very cool Jeremy Edwards, so I’m in pretty good company. My story is set in the uber-glam Center Parcs holiday camp, in Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham. Hopefully it’s in all good bookshops but if not, it’s discounted on Amazon. While stocks last, it’s abailable on the Xcite website, free with a gold vibrator (that’s right, pussy bling!), aren’t they nice?

About the book:

Soft lips on smooth, supple skin, slender curves interlocking. No wonder girl-on-girl action has never been more popular. From the US hit series the L Word to Sex In The City, sisters have been doing it for themselves. And now Xcite books, one of the UK’s best-known purveyors of quality erotic fiction, delves into the world of Sapphic desires in this latest collection. Twenty tales of lip-smacking lesbian action guaranteed to make your next night out with the girls even more fun.

Other authors featured include Sadie Wolf, January James, Elizabeth Cage, Eva Hore and Kitty Meadows to name a few.

Enjoy…