Second Bunnie Out Now!

‘I pulled my G-string down to my knees, parted my legs a little and pulled up my dress again, exposing my bare, hairless crotch for them both to see. I noted how wet I was and the sound of my flicked juices and the motions I was creating were soon blending with the heady noises of casual sex across the room.’

This new issue of Bunnie is now on sale at the Red Rabbit website and the central theme for this edition is voyeurism and features a story of mine called ‘After Hours’ that concentrates on fame and who we watch through the media and in particular, through the eyes of the best friend of a Big Brother winner during a night on the tiles of London’s high society. Order your copy now!

I have also blogged over at the Red Rabbit blog another couple of times:

Group Sex and Sexual Freedom and Diary of a Submissive Part One

Lastly, here are three dates for your diary if you fancy coming to see me read naughty things into a darkened room full of people:

June 15th 2009-Rush! Male Erotica Night at Dick’s Bar, Romilly Street, London. Hosted by Salena Godden and The Book Club Boutique. I will be reading from the Bunnie Voyeurism Issue along with many other male writers. Entry Free. 7pm onwards.

June 27th 2009-An Evening with Red Rabbit Books @ Waterstones Notting Hill Gate 7pm with readings from Maxim Jakubowski, Kate de Montfort, Lucy Felthouse and C.Margery Kempe. I will be reading from the first issue of Bunnie and the others will be reading from the second and third. Entry Free

July 6th 2009-Super Summer Breast Awareness Night at the Book Club Boutique, at Dick’s Bar, Romilly Street, London. A Burlesque Against Breast Cancer Fundraiser with performances from Jubilee Swoon, Miss Dolly Rose, Miss Mimi Couture and Beulah Bell plus specially written contributions celebrating all things breasted. Music provided by DJ $uave and the Book Club Boutique Band. Entry Free but donations to Macmillan Cancer Support welcome on the night. 7pm onwards.

Bunnie Blog

The lovely people at Red Rabbit Books have asked me to blog there, which I thought was rather nice.  Here’s my first contribution.

Greetings, Dear Hearts…

Happy Valentines

Good Morning one and all. Valentines Day is not about mass consumerism, but a chance and an ideal opportunity to spread the message of love. Whether you have one partner or many, whether you are man and wife, woman and wife or man and husband, enjoy your day. Tell your partner how much you care for them and also take this opportunity to seek pleasure and intimacy with those you care about. But when you do it, do it without shame or fear of criticism from those who are repressed. Embrace your sexuality and embrace another. Oh, and read erotica to each other. You’ll be surprised at the reaction you get. Click on Bonus Features for some freebies…

Much love. x

Ambrosia

The final of the four stories being released this month is ‘Kitchen Tongs and Pepper Mills’ in the Ravenous Romance Anthology, ‘Ambrosia’, a collection of food and sex stories, edited by the very naughty Jesse Blair Kensington and also features the equally naughty Jen Bluekissed.

My story is about a waitress in a restaurant obsessed over the large wooden service mill that is used to garnish the light pasta dishes and salads her patrons tuck into. It also stars a Gordon Ramsey-esque chef. I’ll say no more but I am glad that I got the opportunity to use all those years in catering to good use finally.

‘Ambrosia’ is available on the Ravenous Romance website from Feb 14th….

Come and see me…

April 23rd- The Burlesque Against Breast Cancer Spring Fling @ Waterstones Notting Hill Gate 7pm (with readings from Olivia Darling, Sarah Berry, stand up from Triona Adams and lovely burlesque stylings from Annette Bette Kellow, Miss Dolly Blow Up and Violet Crumble.

What fun…

Bunnie

I’m very pleased to be joining the team at a brand new eotica publisher, Red Rabbit Books this month. They are producing a bi-monthly periodical called ‘Bunnie’ and the very first inaugural issue features a story from yours truly, called ‘Waiting’. One of the other authors in the first issue is my lovely friend, Lucy Felthouse. She’s great.

For thouse of you curious about the rather fetching bottom on the cover, it belongs to the burlesque performer and model, Pussy Velour. Mmmm, pussy…

Here’s a bit of a tease:

‘I hitch up my skirt and rub my crotch through the seat of my tights. Ten Denier, shiny, sandal toe, sheer to waist, Aristoc Ultras Moist. I pull at the ribbon and link the eyes at the back of the fitted basque. I lift the whole of me into the position previously asked of me.’

You can buy ‘Bunnie’ from this weekend on Amazon, Foyles and other clued up bookshops and through their website.

Girl Fun

Today sees the release of ‘Girl Fun One’, a collection of saucy lesbian love stories that I was very proud to be selected to be a part of. The idea of a straight guy getting the recognition from an erotica publisher that he can write for gay women is a big thing for me. There’s only two male writers and the other is the very cool Jeremy Edwards, so I’m in pretty good company. My story is set in the uber-glam Center Parcs holiday camp, in Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham. Hopefully it’s in all good bookshops but if not, it’s discounted on Amazon. While stocks last, it’s abailable on the Xcite website, free with a gold vibrator (that’s right, pussy bling!), aren’t they nice?

About the book:

Soft lips on smooth, supple skin, slender curves interlocking. No wonder girl-on-girl action has never been more popular. From the US hit series the L Word to Sex In The City, sisters have been doing it for themselves. And now Xcite books, one of the UK’s best-known purveyors of quality erotic fiction, delves into the world of Sapphic desires in this latest collection. Twenty tales of lip-smacking lesbian action guaranteed to make your next night out with the girls even more fun.

Other authors featured include Sadie Wolf, January James, Elizabeth Cage, Eva Hore and Kitty Meadows to name a few.

Enjoy…

Love Notes: A Sex and Music Anthology

Synopsis

“Our favorite music inspires us to move, dance and, yes, get busy in more intimate ways. Love Notes celebrates dancing queens, rock stars, groupies, anthems and more as the characters stroke each other to the sounds that make them soar. One woman masturbates to her favorite song while a stripper slinks her way into a man’s life. From Madonna to Shania Twain to Led Zeppelin and beyond, they channel their favorite music to make love to.

Love Notes celebrates the erotic power of music to move us, whether it’s listening to a lover rock out, fantasizing about your rock star crush, or making the sweetest and sexiest of music together. Singers, sirens and dancing queens get busy to a sex soundtrack ranging from heavy metal to classical and beyond. Get ready to get serenaded, seduced, and smitten with Love Notes.”

I was so pleased to be asked to contribute to an anthology (not only by the great Rachel Kramer Bussel) but one about my two favourite subjects, sex and music and with that sort of brief, I could have gone wild and wrote some group scene involving a boutique hotel in Italy, Brody Dalle, Gwen Stefani and a large vegetable but no. I restrained myself and reminisced and riffed on a true life story, involving my girlfriend, a couple from the Midlands and Shania Twain. The story is called, ‘Shania in the Chatroom’ and you can get it here…

More Free Orgasms!

That’s right. Courtesy of our friends at Lovehoney.co.uk, you can get ‘Seriously Sexy 3′, which includes my story, “Los Hermanos” (set on the Portobello Road and inspired by the many naughty spaniards I have met) over on their website throughout the whole month of February and get a free Bang Bang bullet vibrator (worth ten pounds!) if you go over to their website here and buy it! Enjoy….

Here’s a bit about the book:

The third in the seriously popular Serious Sexy series delivers another 20 red hot short stories that are guaranteed to send you to bedtime heaven. This compilation includes erotic tales from the hottest writers around.

 

“Amelia felt his strong hands cup her breasts and his fingers skimming her erect nipples through the fabric of her dress. She let out a small scream as he tore her bodice and got rid of the barrier of clothing between his hands and her breasts.” Excerpt from The Lady and the Highwayman by Charlotte Wickham.

 

With tales from various times in history of voyeurism, domination, submission, affairs and some of the most well written spontaneous sex to date, these short stories are without a doubt some of the best that you can get hold of! Read one a night or indulge in all of them at once, the choice is yours…

Facebook Communication

I’m on Facebook. Look, right here… I’m happy if you want to add me. Like most of you in this wonderous world of uber-communication, I love a new introduction.

Well, that’s actually not true. I don’t.

If you are a stranger and I let you into my deviant little profile, your lucky. You’re even luckier if you get to stay. If I add you, you will also have to do what it says on the tin.. COMMUNICATE… If you add me and don’t communicate or at least poke, throw a sheep at or abuse me (this includes filthy, playful messages), you get fucking deleted it’s that simple. But more importantly, if you are a stranger or you are to anyone else…

Don’t just add me.

Introduce yourself, especially when you have no mutual friends as me. Per example, today I received a request from this guy ’seeking men’ (which happens a lot) in a suit, grinning away in his profile photo, gormelessly in his pug ugliness and tight fitting M&S threads. This gives you some idea the sort of man I attract.

Now I realise that I am a sexy piece of ass (this is more than made aware to me on a daily basis) especially if you are into pale, skinny guys with man breasts, funny hair, big nose and a small penis but again, why not attach some sort of introduction to your nonsense. As I said, we had no ‘mutual friends’ so I asked him, curious loike:

Me: “Who are you, please?”

Friend: “the resident PUA. Just noticed you reading the Game.” (Now I should probably have expected this maybe being attached to this book through Facebook, despite it being about a MAN who picks up WOMEN)

Me: “PUA?”

Friend: “Pick-up artist”

Me: “Resident of where exactly…”

Friend: “Cleveland” (we didn’t get as far as to find out whether he meant my Cleveland or the one in Ohio)

Me: “Well, sorry for putting a dent into your record. Adios Chubs… x”

Friend: “Bye Mark. You faggot.”

I’m the faggot?

Now, referring to his weight was probably a bit harsh (I was in a humourous mood in mood for some abuse and he tried to pick me up, so fuck his fat ass) but these perverts need to earn a lesson and none of us likes a pervert, do we?

Oh, wait…

Now, this whole back and forth of name calling could have gone on all day but I would have gotten bored at some point anyway, what with me having the advantage over him being a toothless tubby bastard and all (with only 9 virtual friends) so I blocked him and reported him to the administrators instead for harrassment and whereas that harrassment was more like ‘being humoured’, he caught me during a very random moment where I lacked a sense of humour .

..and I have enough ugly gay men on my friends list anyway. (Just kidding)

Maybe reading ‘The Game’ will fix whatever it is about me that turns me into man candy so much, but then I probably doubt it (I only want to read it because Courtney is in it and it was 25p in the Age Concern on Harrow Road that I went in to dump some old videos) because the sexism and dishonesty in it will probably make me throw it into the Grand Union canal at some point anyway.

I mean, it’s not like I have nothing else to read working in a bookshop…